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Saturday, November 14, 2015

Squad up.



My time has come . . . coach has finally put me in!

While this is a skiing blog, I would like to take time to provide you with a brief overview of our extra curricular activities of late. 



So what have the boys been up to ?

Jason Lemieux was last seen showing his 1 year old son the Schnell shortcuts. 
Perry Thomas was last seen red-lining during a L3 workout. 
Luke Costley was last seen liking all of his Froshs' Facebook posts.
Josh Harrington was last seen being mistaken for the soft underbelly of Driscoll pierogi. 
Evan Carr was last seen ankle deep in Paresky French toast batter.  
Jordan Fields was last seen flipping patties faster than he navigated the Dallas airport in 2012. 
Nick Garder was last seen spitting unsolicited "fire" beats at random freshman girls. 
Braden Becker was last seen trying to dislodge his mountain bike from a tree. 
Hans Halvorsen was last seen "sharing" Braden's social relationships. 
Eli Hoenig was last seen vandalizing the Driscoll bathroom. 
Jack Schrupp was last seen transferring to St. Mikes. 
The women's team was last seen trying to disassociate themselves from the men's team. 
Uncle Mike was last seen ... 

Jokes aside, the men's squad is hungry. We are tuning up for a historic season. Beside good looks, we have depth, guts, and passion for what we do. This year's squad is truly something special. In closing, I would like to thanks the Coaches and the women for a productive fall, go EPHS! 

Now go away. 





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